The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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