Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I could fuck to npr.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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