she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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