I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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