we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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