: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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