is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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