I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Sorry about my life...
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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