I want to have your abortion
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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