So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
My dick has a subreddit
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Randomize
