Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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