I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Your tits are I can't wait for
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
