shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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