its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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