I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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