Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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