i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I can't turn off my feet"
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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