I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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