We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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