U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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