Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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