Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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