I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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