You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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