put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Randomize
