just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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