you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
there is glitter all over my balls
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