I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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