i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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