i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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