All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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You dont lie about slip and slides
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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