I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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