White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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