1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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