Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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