i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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