hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
