ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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