I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
