guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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