Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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