Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize