Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Can Purell be used as lube?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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