I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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