just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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