no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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