I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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