I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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