Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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