Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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