Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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