FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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